I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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