Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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