The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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