their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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