So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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