how hairy? two words: wookie tits
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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