I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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