We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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