Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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