It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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