there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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