brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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