My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I could fuck to npr.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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