I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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