I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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