I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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