Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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