Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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