We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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