it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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