Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I forgot how hot balto sounded
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
