PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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