When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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