So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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