what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize