I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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