you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
