He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
