She said her name was "party"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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