oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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