What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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