I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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