This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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