I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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