Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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