Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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