she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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