do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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