when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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