if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
high people should be assigned attendants
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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