did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Randomize
