so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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