We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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