At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just got carded by a ten year old.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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