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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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