i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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