The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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