And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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