god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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