She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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