is your mom at the bar?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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