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God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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