Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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