Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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