So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
