so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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