there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
