Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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